What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

How did Farrah Fawcett die?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

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Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Dr No

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s